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90% of the spam on the blog comes from random Russian people and generally look something like this:

Russian Spam

Always asking pointless questions in bad English. Very Strange. My blog is not even about acne.

Q: What is christianity?

A: It is the belief that a two-
thousand-year-old jewish zombie
can make you live forever if
you symbolically eat his flesh
and telepathically tell him that
you accept him as your master,
so he can remove an evil force
from your soul that is present
in humanity because a rib-woman
was convinced by a talking snake
to eat an apple off a magical
tree in a wonderland.

From: http://puhi.iki.fi/

Things that annoy me:

  • Girls who constantly think their fat
  • Statistics, so, so pointless
  • School Rules – no blazer which is punishable by death
  • Forgot a book? they shall ring the police and SWAT will take you away
  • People who think they are Gods Gift to the world
  • Chavs- possibly the scummiest beings in existence
  • Violence- coz u ended up in prison u is well ‘ard bruv
  • The Americans- the all you can eat buffet is a offer, not a challenge

I will update with new annoying things ever so often…